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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 21:05

Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Scientists discover 230 new giant viruses that shape ocean life and health - Phys.org
Then came..
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Simone Biles spars with Riley Gaines on social media over trans athlete debate - New York Post
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do modern fantasy authors approach diversity differently than previous generations?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
5 food combinations that naturally boost gut health - Times of India
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
No way
Eum labore eaque vel aspernatur magnam modi rem.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Are you already having anal sex?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Here's One Reason To Buy A Lucid Air Over A Tesla Or Rivian - InsideEVs
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.