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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 21:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Scientists discover 230 new giant viruses that shape ocean life and health - Phys.org

Then came..

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

I have Audacity 3.7.0 and was wondering how I can remove the vocals from a song while still keeping the hook (chorus)?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I'm a 27 year old male currently but I am going through going through gender dysphoria. Why do some transgender people (specifically transgender women since I see that the most) call themselves trannies or shemales? Aren't those offensive words?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Simone Biles spars with Riley Gaines on social media over trans athlete debate - New York Post

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How do modern fantasy authors approach diversity differently than previous generations?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

5 food combinations that naturally boost gut health - Times of India

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

No way

Eum labore eaque vel aspernatur magnam modi rem.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Are you already having anal sex?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Here's One Reason To Buy A Lucid Air Over A Tesla Or Rivian - InsideEVs

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.